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>You are young, Conservative, Pro Bush, Pro Iraq War, and you are not enlisting. That is too bad. After W’s “touch”, our Army/Marines recruitments are down. We are sending our National Guard and our pre-war signups back to duty two and three times.
So you are a College Republican, a Maverick, a young Fundamentalist Evangelical Conservative Christian, part of the Presidential Prayer team.
You recruit voters for the Conservative Causes. You are master organizers with an elder’s conviction in Americas New Conservative fold and you are satisfied with seeing the “usual candidates” go to Iraq.
One would think as future leaders or arms dealers, you would be tripping over yourselves at the recruiting offices. With the approval for this war from you and your conservative parents- here is the number you need:
www.marines.com
or
1-800-USA-ARMY
(1-800-872-2769)
One would think theseYoung Conservative Republicans would want to start their political careers with a good war record. Maybe they can count on the “SWIFT BOAT BIDDY COMMITTEE”. Perhaps we see some EVOLUTION here– from a CHICKENHAWKRACY to an upcoming WUSSOCRACY.
Thank you,
www.wordonusbull.com.
UPDATE
Hats off to Army Secretary Francis Harvey for wanting to appeal to patriotic parents for the recruitment of their kids. Some of us-“the traitors”, “unpatriotic un-Americans”, and the non-believers have been trying to sell this from day one. Thank you for coming to the table sir.
The help you need to realize recruiting goals are on the way. (NOT) WordOnUSBull has (also see above) suggestions for the innovations you asked for:
Hay Rush Limbaugh- it seems you and the millions of your listeners could easily swallow this pill. One hour of your show could get your ditto heads that are parents to talk their young sons and daughters to enlist. Y’all could be something other than the largest biddy committee in the world.
O Bill O’Riley—DROP that bar of soap—shower up and be fair and balanced and get some of the higher elements to Iraq it.
ANN COULTER—-BRITNEY SPEARS—- Maybe Barbra Streisand would give you both singing lessons so you could entertain the troops. IN FACT, both of you should go now and maybe our new population of BOOB STARVED conservatives will follow you!
Then there is you Tom DeLay. When you and your tent revivalist friends get through GANG REAPING Terri Schiavo, please get busy on this recruitment project.
UPDATE
And the Army has raised the inlistment age to 39.
That means that conceivably WHOLE BUSH SUPPORTING WAR LOVING CONSERVATIVE FAMILIES COULD INLIST!or WHOLE EVANGELICAL CONSERVATIVE FUNDAMENTAL CHURCHES COULD GO TO IRAQ!!!
UPDATE(S)
1. And now we hear that Brig. Gen. Johnny Weida, commandant of cadets and self-professed born-again Christian, in cojunction with people such as Dobson and his Focus On The Family have fundamentalist groups have for years targeted the military for aggressive proselytism efforts. Just great . An Air Force with officers of the HIGH OUT OF THEIR GORD ON THE LORD fold (http://blog.au.org/2005/04/is_the_air_forc.html).
2. And now recruiters feel pressure to take in mentally ill people. see: http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050503/ZNYT02/505030705
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So this one asks the?, How do we change to live as better (or to FEEL like better people) people without falling into BUTCHERY like most of the rest of the world does. And- are we importing our wars–our left-right war so WE do not acually have to fight. Is this what our power and wealth affords us? If the Iraq War had been a sucsess - what would the American Left be saying? What are American’s Interests?
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The fight must no longer be just about the war or about the environmental damages incurred from pollutants; now the focus must shift to the economic disparity that exists in the world as the recent horde of hurricanes has shown all too graphically. When 5% of the population controls over 80% of the wealth and has failed on every level to meet their responsibilities when faced with Gaea’s wrath that the time has come to unite EVERYONE! To set aside our differences whatever they may be and band together to fight the corporations that are killing us and the very planet that we must “ALL SHARE”. No longer shall we sit on the sidelines watching as corporations kill indiscriminately so that a selected few can maximize profits. We can no longer afford the luxuries of bigotry and disdain for our brothers and sisters. Instead, we need to stand together. For it is through unity and unity alone that we will overcome these greedy corporate war mongering MOTHERFUCKERS!
Comment by replacementsneeded 10.25.05 @ 10:42 am